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📁 2025 NSU DEMON FOOTBALL SEASON ARCHIVE 📁
Post #10: We Jinxed It. This One's On Us.
October 18, 2025
⚠️ Webmaster Confession – I Jinxed the NSU Demons
Let me come clean. For the first time in site history, I opened the website code and actually prepared to reset the losing streak counter.
Not because I knew NSU would win. Not because I had evidence. Just because I believed for approximately five minutes.
That was apparently enough.
Houston Christian 20, NSU 17.
Another fourth-quarter rally. Another close loss. Another reminder that optimism is apparently the most dangerous play call in Natchitoches.
Mirror broken. Spirit broken. Win still missing.
And I know we improved.
The team fought. The offense showed flashes. The defense battled. The Demons were right there.
But unfortunately, "almost" is becoming the official mascot of this football program.
This is an official apology to:
The NSU locker room
The offensive line
Coach McCorkle's khaki collection
Vic the Demon
The seventeen people still reading this blog
This one is on me. The jinx continues.
Posted while refreshing ESPN and questioning whether optimism should be considered a violation.
Post #9: Transmission Intercepted – Homecoming on Planet Earth
October 11, 2025
Alien Signal Log #2025-HC
We have intercepted strange rituals from the region known as Natchitoches.
The humans call this event:
Homecoming.
Humans wear purple clothing and chant "Fork 'Em." The meaning remains unclear.
A parade occurs. Humans celebrate despite repeated evidence that celebration may be premature.
A horned creature known as Vic the Demon appears. Sensors indicate excessive confidence.
The football experiment resulted in 320 yards of offensive production but another defeat.
Final Analysis:
The humans continue celebrating regardless of results. Further research required.
Probability of victory:
0.00042%
POV: Watching NSU offense from three galaxies away
Posted while decoding signals from the mothership and waiting for a touchdown frequency.
Post #8: FEMA Advisory – 136 Unanswered Points
September 27, 2025
⚠️ FEMA EMERGENCY ALERT ⚠️
Natchitoches, Louisiana officials confirm
136 unanswered points
have been recorded in recent weeks.
Residents are advised to avoid replay footage and stock emergency supplies.
Recommended supplies:
Meat pies.
Ear protection.
A paper bag.
Officials warn Prairie View A&M may cause additional football-related disasters.
The only known treatment remains blind optimism and pretending next week is different.
Posted while filing FEMA paperwork under "football trauma."
Post #7: Back-to-Back Checks, Next Stop Bearcats
September 20, 2025
The trip to Minneapolis was less a football game and more an educational seminar titled:
"How Much Can A Scoreboard Display?"
When your defense gives up touchdowns faster than the fireworks vendor can reload.
Next stop:
Cincinnati.
Another money game.
Another paycheck.
Another opportunity for a Power Conference team to learn about the Demons.
Bearcat Problems:
Brendan Sorsby throwing touchdowns like they are coupons.
Receivers finding open space like NSU forgot to mark it.
An offensive line that allows zero sacks, which sounds fictional to Demon fans.
The plan:
Distract Cincinnati with Skyline Chili.
Convince them "Fork 'Em" is a dinner invitation.
Hope the direct deposit clears before kickoff.
Prediction:
Cincinnati lights up the scoreboard.
NSU lights up the accounting office.
Posted while searching "how to remove Skyline Chili stains."
Post #6: Demons vs. Gophers – Digging Our Own Hole
September 13, 2025
The Demons traveled north to face Minnesota.
The Gophers.
A cute name for a team that can absolutely destroy your weekend.
Why We're Here:
A money game.
NSU gets paid.
Minnesota gets a warm-up.
Everyone wins.
Except maybe the scoreboard.
The Gopher File:
Drake Lindsey: quarterback problems incoming.
Darius Taylor: running back problems incoming.
Minnesota defense: generally inconvenient.
Keys to survival:
Hope they get distracted by the Mall of America.
Hide the playbook.
Request another lightning delay until December.
"We are not predicting the score.
We are predicting the content."
Posted while researching whether demons can survive Minnesota winters.
Post #5: 1027 Days Later – NSU Wins a Game (Final: 20–10)
August 28, 2025
Break out the fireworks. Call the historians. Alert the witnesses.
NSU football has won a game.
After 1,027 days wandering through the desert of defeat, the Demons finally found victory with a
20–10 win over Alcorn State.
Sure, it required a lightning delay, weather chaos, and a level of anxiety usually reserved for watching a rocket launch,
but a win is a win.
How It Happened
Total Yards: Alcorn State 301, NSU 267. Efficiency was not the point. Survival was.
Passing: The passing game was not exactly Air Raid football, but nobody complained.
Defense: The defense showed up when it mattered most.
Penalties: For once, the Demons were not the team actively trying to defeat themselves.
The Moments That Changed Everything
The touchdown happened.
The clock hit zero.
The scoreboard officially showed NSU ahead.
Thousands of fans briefly experienced a feeling forgotten by generations:
joy.
Why This Matters
After nearly three years of creative suffering, the streak finally ended.
The website that was created to document misery now had a problem:
What happens when the Demons actually win?
Answer:
We celebrate.
Then immediately prepare for the next disaster.
Posted while drying off after the weather delay and wondering how long until the next losing streak begins.
Post #4: NSULosingStreak.com Denied Press Credentials: Apparently Losing Isn’t Journalism
August 26, 2025
Today NSULosingStreak.com officially joined an elite club:
websites that NSU Athletics decided were not quite journalism.
After applying for press credentials to cover Demon football, the request was denied.
"A website with three blog posts – most of which are satirical in nature – is not a real piece of journalism."
We would like to thank NSU Athletics for reminding us that satire is not journalism.
Someone should probably inform The Onion, Jon Stewart, and approximately every political cartoonist ever created.
What They Overlooked
This website was never created to replace traditional sports media.
It was created because Demon fans needed somewhere to laugh.
Box scores tell you what happened.
Satire explains how it felt.
Why We Applied
Honestly?
It sounded fun.
Covering games from the press box, standing near the field, and getting a different perspective sounded like a great experience.
Instead, we will continue reporting from the most important location:
The stands.
With everyone else.
Final Thoughts
So thank you, NSU Athletics.
Your denial letter became another blog post.
And honestly, it might be one of the best ones.
NSULosingStreak.com will continue covering Demon football.
Credential or not.
— Jack Wright
Founder, CEO, Editor, Definitely Not A Journalist
Post #3: Big Ten Bound (By Accident)
July 21, 2025
In a shocking development that absolutely nobody expected, Northwestern State University was accidentally placed into the national conversation.
Not because of football success.
Not because of championships.
Because someone confused logos.
For approximately five minutes, NSU fans imagined a world where the Demons joined the Big Ten.
Sure, the weekly opponents would include some of the biggest programs in America.
Sure, the games would probably end badly.
But the stadiums would be nicer.
"Big Ten money. Southland Conference confidence."
Unfortunately, reality returned.
The logo was corrected.
The dream ended.
The Demons remained exactly where they started.
Posted while photoshopping Power Five logos onto old NSU uniforms.
END OF 2025 ARCHIVE
Future suffering will be documented here.
Check back after the next questionable decision.
