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Post #1: 3rd & Forever

We lost again. Not shocking. But hey—we got a first down this week, so progress?

Posted after crying in the student section. Again.

Post #2: Lights Out at Demon Stadium

Literally. The lights shorted out in the third quarter. We blame the ghosts of winning seasons past.

// Actual play call from the coach's sheet
runBadPlay();
panic();
punt();

Posted from under the bleachers during the rain delay.

Post #3: Big Ten Bound (By Accident)

In a bold move to boost the Southland Conference’s national relevance, officials accidentally used Northwestern University’s logo instead of NSU's in a recent press conference release.

One anonymous source wearing sunglasses, a fake mustache, and holding a play sheet that looked suspiciously like it said “punt on 2nd down”. said, “Honestly, if it gets us into the Big Ten, I’ll change our mascot to a wildcat today.”

The source, who looked an awful lot like Blaine McCorkle, added, “Sure, we’d lose every game by 70 but at least the hotels would be nicer.”

Posted while Photoshopping Power 5 logos onto our 2003 uniforms.